who is honestly still offended by a middle finger that’s like the most lukewarm expression of rebellion there is
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the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
what
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when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing
the thing
These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO
Ok but W H Y does it do the thing in the first place
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If you flirt with me you’re not allowed to flirt with anyone else sorry I don’t make the rules
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