20.Oct.14 23 hours ago

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

(Source: deverse, via heart)

20.Oct.14 23 hours ago

herwhisperisthe-jyp:

i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up

(via homeisbehindtheworldahead18)

20.Oct.14 23 hours ago
20.Oct.14 23 hours ago

untexting:

The rush of satisfaction you get after finishing a book.

(Source: iwasrepeals, via unpopuler)

20.Oct.14 23 hours ago
20.Oct.14 23 hours ago

greetings:

when someone tries to kiss u but their breath stinks

(via heart)

20.Oct.14 23 hours ago

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

(via stop)

20.Oct.14 23 hours ago

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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(Source: phd-in-awesome, via lost-little-mermaid)

19.Oct.14 1 day ago
19.Oct.14 1 day ago