foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

(via adaywellremember)

01.Sep.14 2 hours ago

eclecticpandas:

reasons to date me:

  • i’m single

(Source: eclecticpandas, via stop)

01.Sep.14 2 hours ago

uglyvevo:

i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

(Source: sadden, via unpopuler)

01.Sep.14 2 hours ago

rendzina:

over coffee with my mom this morning: “sometimes we hesitate to invite people into our life because we feel like our space isn’t good enough yet. things are a little messy, or our place settings don’t match, or our situation isn’t quite what we want it to be. don’t let that stop you. invite people in anyway.”

(via erikalippy)

01.Sep.14 2 hours ago

edemamemama:

standingintheriver:

Children are not possessions.
Children are not accessories.
Children are not relationship band aids.
They are tiny people with the same amount of feelings as an adult.

But with less capacity to process, express and healthily contain those feelings when necessary.

Be kind to them.

(Source: riverbete, via joshpeck)

01.Sep.14 2 hours ago

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

(Source: 50shadezofcarter, via trust)

01.Sep.14 2 hours ago
01.Sep.14 2 hours ago

sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

(via retiredjesus)

01.Sep.14 2 hours ago

sleeplvss:

A makeout session would be great right about now

(via erikalippy)

01.Sep.14 2 hours ago