nosdrinker:

who is honestly still offended by a middle finger that’s like the most lukewarm expression of rebellion there is

(via every-nightshecries)

memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

(via l0velyalone)

meehighmeelo:

cheftier:

metallikato:

nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

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These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO

Ok but W H Y does it do the thing in the first place

(via vintage-wallflowers)

justmiraa:

If you flirt with me you’re not allowed to flirt with anyone else sorry I don’t make the rules

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